You were taking nap in the garbage, but a badass city guard woke you up and told you to disappear. Suddenly, the Power of Shame got you; city guards, police force and military could not stop you from destroy everything; the planet Blah-Blah heard your story, they captured you and brought you back to their planet, but all they got was cataclysm.
Less talk, do you want to be a real badass bastard?
Ps: Be prepared for the trip of hardcore, if not, please, don’t blame me.